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Status.

[Guess who's finally awake and snuck out of the infirmary.]

((ooc: ohai! off hiatus and more than fourthwallable. 8D))

Security Program JA307020 has graduated.

I have elected to remain as a Warden. Tron has returned to the Grid.

[Warden filter]
Request status updated concerning Ba▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒alies.

[brobots filter]
Status.

[failed private to CLU; public]
▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒nge in status.

[Nearly simultaneous with Battim's announcement of traitors in their midst, those "traitors" still accessible to Rinzler have received slips of film with single-use passkeys printed on them slipped under their doors, shoved in their pockets during an "accidental" run-in in the halls, or otherwise delivered covertly to them. The film strips have a T ( Read more... )

[A flashing status icon followed by a question mark.

Those familiar with mirror!Rinzler would recognize this as a "how is everyone?" post.]

((ooc: HRBGLRHB. MAYBE LJ WILL LET ME EDIT THIS POST THIS TIME.

Rinzler is affected. Mirror!Rinzler is a network ghost who keeps mostly to himself and leaves cryptic photo comments on things, except when it ( Read more... )

[filtered to Rinzler's brograms*]

First stable build of Flood Universal Access software attached. Recommend immediate installation on Barge standard communication devices.

Also recommend leaving device at lowest possible physical elevation while charging to prevent inability to physically reach device in case of flood.

[Attached under the filter there ( Read more... )

[This post consists entirely of a picture of Rex and Jim passed out in the male showers in a slippery awkward manpile after having an epic soap fight.

Rinzler does not even know what the fuck happened here.]

[There was a post here. As of Friday AM Barge time, it's gone now.]

Query: Stairs more hazardous as consequence of current events?

[filtered to Wardens + Wanda, - Flynn]
Request permission to access CES. Intent to render assistance to Inmate Wanda Maximoff.

[private to Toshiko]Flynn showing abnormal memory errors under duress. Recommended he reassign Inmate for duration of disturbance; unknown if compliance will ( Read more... )

Recent discussion of Event:"Fuckening" warrants further inquiry.

Query: What taboos if any exist concerning overt discussion of User sexual activity?

Explanation required concerning status(virgin,not virgin). Query: Reason for significance attached to virginity?

[private to Narvin, TOTALLY UNRELATED]

Query: Veracity of information released by Inmate

Requesting a list of current Wardens, including status: paired/unpaired and Inmate, if paired.

Suggest that incidence of Inmate-caused fatalities significantly reduced by implementation of "tit-for-tat" punishment for homicide: Killer suffers same death as victim, simultaneous with death of victim.

Offer of assistance with communication devices remains open.

[added somewhat later]

Query: Recommendation for preparation of liver (cow)?

[private to ( Read more... )